Title: Chaos Theory
Fandom: Phoenix Wright
Summary: Sometimes life was good, sometimes it's bad. It's the combination of the two and the oddest things that make it life as we know it.
Genre: Humour, UST and a little bit of angst? (Hell it ain't romance!)
Pairing: Celeste/Matt, Juan/Celeste, Edgeworth/Mia (implied) aaaaand Gant/Celeste

Disclaimer: I ONLY WISH I WAS PART OF CAPCOM.
Author's Note: For Bring Back The Porn Day. OH GOD THIS IS LONG. And there's some things I should explain but I don't want to because I'm tired so if you really want to know, ask.
( Lie back and think of England )

Title: The Attic
Fandom: Phoenix Wright
Summary: "There are two rules- the first is that the only thing you are permitted to look at in that mirror is yourself. And the second... you can’t make a sound. If either of my rules are disobeyed, you will be punished. Understood?"
Genre: PWP
Pairing: Celeste/Matt

Disclaimer: I ONLY WISH I WAS PART OF CAPCOM.
Author's Note: Totally twotimegrime's fault for reminding me how much I love Dom!Celeste.
( So... so helpless... )

Title: Schadenfreude
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Some things in life are routine, and Kabuto appreciates routine.
Genre: General
Pairing: Kabuto/Sai

Disclaimer: Naruto = not mine
Author's Note: For shigeruhiko because it's all her fault I love this pairing so much.

( Schadenfreude: to take pleasure in the misery of others. )

Title: Field of Roses
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: 'this wasn’t the first time they’d stood like this.'
Genre: General/Slight Angst
Pairing: Kisame/Shisui

Disclaimer: Naruto = not mine

( Somehow everything I own smells of you / And for the tiniest moment it's all not true )

Title: Rosebuds of May
Fandom: N/A
Summary: Heavily inspired by William Blake, I wrote this a while back, posted it on dA, but never got around to adding it here, so I figured why not?
Rating: PG
Genre: Society/Fixed
Pairing: N/A

Disclaimer: I do not own William Blake, but I do own the poem! XD

( The sky and the star / stay bright where you are. )

Title: Rosary
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Post Asuma-death. Hidan is complaining about the chunk taken out of his ear.
Rating: M for Hidan.
Genre: General/Fluff
Pairing: Kakuzu/Hidan
For: This was all iucunditas' fault. Therefore she gets the dedication. (Well, really, it was my fault for giving her the mental image, but thar ya go!)

Disclaimer: Naruto = not mine

( Making me look like someone's fucking /pet/. )

Title: Realisations
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Kakuzu often thinks. It leads to many realisations. (Introspective fic)
Rating: I think it works for G
Genre: Introspective/Angst
Pairing:
For: This is inspired by frostious' art (and by that, I mean this piece *_*) and somewhat by Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol (but whatever). So! Thusly, I am dedicating this to Frosti in all her fabulousness.

Disclaimer: Naruto = not mine
( He turns his gaze open and upwards to the night sky- the big dipper is bright tonight- and sighs. )

Title: Mercy Killing
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: 'they say when you're dying, your whole life flashes before your eyes. He didn't see it- too many years, not enough time. But her... her scent, her face, her touch, every one of them burned his skin.' Kakuzu's last moments.
Rating: PG for angst
Genre: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Kakuzu/OC

Disclaimer: Naruto = not mine
Author's Notes: This is kind of based on a theory a friend of mine had about Kakuzu's obsession with money. The basis was actually unintentional, I hadn't realised I was doing it until halfway through writing it.

( Logic is only as strong as the thing it seeks to prove. )

Title: Sunday Morning
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Hidan woke up earlier than usual to find out a couple of things about Kakuzu.
Rating: PG-13 for language and kissies
Word Count: 550
Genre: Cute/Humour
For/Prompt: Trashy romance novels and/or bedhead
--blue_mango
Pairing: Kakuzu/Hidan

Disclaimer: STILL don't own Naruto - trying to get the paperwork through, though!

( Junko softly caressed Aya’s cheek, pressing the bouquet of red roses into her hand... )

Title: Nothing
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: "His codename was (is?) Sai. He doesn’t know his real name, he doesn’t care to either. He was made for espionage, apparently. This is what he knows."
Rating: PG-13 for violence
Word Count: 633 words
Genre: Dark/Introspective
Character: Sai

Disclaimer: STILL don't own Naruto - trying to get the paperwork through, though!

( Read more... )

Title: Everything He Never Wanted
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: "When he finally gave in and stopped looking like the virgin (he was) he got to experience everything, everything he never wanted before."
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 325
Genre: Romance
Pairing: Kakuzu/Hidan

Disclaimer: STILL don't own Naruto - trying to get the paperwork through, though!

( A stolen glance as threads wove and a cry of pain (or was it pleasure?) )

Title: An Unusual Mission
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Kakuzu has a strange mission.
Rating: R
Word Count: 214
Genre: Humour?
Pairing: Kakuzu/Hidan
Prompt: Thongs

Disclaimer: STILL don't own Naruto - trying to get the paperwork through, though!

( Come on Kakuzu, stop being a fucking virgin about it already! )

Title: It's A Date
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Hidan was too scared to talk the first time he got metaphorical cold feet.
Rating: G
Word Count: 190
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: Kakuzu/Hidan
Prompt: Cold Feet

Disclaimer: STILL don't own Naruto - trying to get the paperwork through, though!

( He was -not- nervous. He was -terrified-. )

Title: A Lesson In Textiles
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Hidan has been in a bad mood lately. Kakuzu found out why by sheer accident.
Rating: PG-13 for language
Word Count: 366
Genre: CUTE/Fluff
Pairing: Kakuzu/Hidan
Prompt: Teddy Bear

Disclaimer: STILL don't own Naruto - trying to get the paperwork through, though!

( He wasn't obsessed. Really. )

Title: Addicted
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Hidan is addicted to those touches, but he doesn't want to be close.
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo
Word Count: 139
Genre: Poetry/Introspective
Pairing: Kakuzu/Hidan
Prompt: Chasing Cars (‘Those three words / Are said too much / They’re not enough’)

Disclaimer: STILL don't own Naruto - trying to get the paperwork through, though!

( I like it when the days are lazy )

Title: Fragments
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Hidan was used to Kakuzu being there.
Rating: PG-13 for language
Word Count: 100
Genre: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Kakuzu/Hidan

Disclaimer: STILL don't own Naruto - trying to get the paperwork through, though!
Author's Note: Daily KakuHidan? *shrugs* I blame 341 spoilers. Therefore spoilers for the most recent Arc.

( Their private moments were something different. )

Title: Flawless
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: "This was never supposed to be perfect"
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 175
Genre: Poetry/Romance
Pairing: Kakuzu/Hidan

Disclaimer: STILL don't own Naruto - trying to get the paperwork through, though!
Author's Note: I think we might be getting a series here...>> First we have DeiTobi, now KakuHidan...

( Where were the lovers slumbering in each other’s arms? )

Title: Today I killed our village leader
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Religion, logic. The obedient child, the hated son. The determined to succeed, the not caring what happened. Defiance. Apathy. Passion.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1068
Genre: Dark/Romance
Pairing: Take a wild guess.

Disclaimer: STILL don't own Naruto - trying to get the paperwork through, though!

( today she was my greatest sacrifice, sensei. )

Title: Raikiri
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Kakuzu reflects on a day. Second person fic.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 393
Genre: Fluff
For: Everyone who wants Chapter 333 to die a horrible, horrible death.
Pairing: Kakuzu/Hidan

Disclaimer: STILL don't own Naruto - trying to get the paperwork through, though!
Author's Note: Spoilers for 333.

( You kill, you scheme, you find another way to make more money without selling your partner’s body for sex. )

Title: Two Words (Fuck Me)
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: "They both knew that it would take two words to make it all explode..."
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 289
Genre: Smut/Drama
For: naruto100 weekly challenge - take a walk on the wild side
Pairing: Orochimaru/Anko

Disclaimer: STILL don't own Naruto - trying to get the paperwork through, though!

( He remembers how those two words were presented to him – in a hot, horny whisper that smudged red lipstick onto his ear. )